Archive for April 27th, 2012

Apr

27

Latest Canaries Auctions

By Editor

Hey, check out these auctions:
[eba kw="canaries" num="2" ebcat="267"]
Cool, arent they?

Apr

27

Catch as Cats Can

By Editor



An emaciated canary, singing like Frank Sinatra, is getting on the nerves of a pipe-puffing parrot, who speaks like Bing Crosby. The parrot spots Sylvester, foraging through the trash. Telling the cat he needs more vitamins (which the canary has been swallowing in bulk), he lures the cat inside to snare the canary. The straightforward approach fails (the canary bops him in the nose). He carves a female canary from soap, lures Frankie there; the birds slide down a greased counter, into the sink, and down the drain, but only the soap bird goes through the pipe and down Sylvester’s throat. A trail of birdseed into the garage seems to work, but Frankie jacks Sylvester’s mouth open. Sylvester laces the vitamins with buckshot; like all cartoon magnets, his attracts everything metal in sight except his prey. The canary turns Sylvester’s vacuum cleaner against him, with a crash in the fireplace giving Sylvester a hot-stomach; as he buries his head in the sink…


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